Friday, August 20, 2010

Thanks, @LadyGaga

For making it impossible for me to move on with my life.

Girl, I love you, I really do. But guys didn't want to call me BEFORE you released "Telephone."

Now, you just narrowed my chances of getting the coveted 'phone call' from slim to none.

I mean, for realsies, Gagaloo. I hate aim. I hate chat. I hate text. I would  MUCH rather have a phone call with someone who I can't see in person. Texts are so impersonal, so are FB messages, emails, AIM chats, etc.

Anyway, all anyone wants to do these days is text you, and I long for the old days where people USED to 'telephone' each other. I mean, it was bad enough BEFORE "Telephone" came out. Now, it's like anyone who might've called before doesn't want to call now cuz they don't wanna seem like the desperate one, or some silly, stupid rule that people play when it comes to "Lovegames", which I really don't understand, btw.

Anyway, could you like, maybe, release a song that makes it okay for the guy to call if the other guy really likes this guy? Or even write a song about writing letters. I love writing letters. I love getting letters. It makes me feel like I'm in "The Notebook" or something.


4 wisecracks and backtalk:

  1. I would LOVE to get my hands around the throat of the bastard/bitch that created THAT rule. And it never changes....even when you get older...the damn rule is still there.

    I hope you're taking care of yourself. I've been thinking of you.

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  2. I havent gotten a actual phone call for a date in ages...I have a date for sunday afternoon, and yep ui guessed it, it was alll made by text...

    Steven Anthony
    Man Dish~Metro Style

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  3. I think texting and chatting takes the romance out of romance. A letter or a phone call is MUCH more personal :)

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  4. "Gagaloo" Ha! Loves it!

    I hate the phone, but I can write a kickass letter! Love to write, more people should be into that.

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